Obama's Proposal For Kindergarten Sex

Once again Barack Obama shows us why he needs to be elected President. Recently he said in a news interview with ABC that sex-ed should be taught in kindergarten and I couldn't agree more. Barack explained that kids are having sex younger and younger and that it is good that children are being more open with their sexuality. However what isn't good is that children are having sex before they have learned about it. Kindergartners need to be shown how to masturbate and about sexuality so they know if they are gay or not and can pursue more enjoyable sex. Also they need to learn about how sex is only safe if you wear a condom or have non vaginal sex (i.e. oral and anal).
There are some critics however like that uncle tom nigger Alan Keyes. If this psychotic mother fucker got his way schools would tell children to wait until marriages before having sex. My theory is the reason he hates Obama's plan for children having sex is because his cock is only an inch long.

Sincerely,
The Fellow Traveler

Webb Tears Russert A New One

In case you didn't see Meet The Press last Sunday morning there was a very heated debate. It seems that the arch-fundamentalist Catholic Tim Russert and Nazi Senator Lindsey Graham teamed up to verbally assault Senator Jim Webb, but he was in the right, won the debate, and made the other two asswads leave with their tails between their legs. Jim Webb spoke of our need to reduce the number of troops in Iraq. I have included part of the transcript so that you can see his genius for yourself.

MR. RUSSERT: Senator Webb, are you trying to run the war?
SEN. WEBB: Yes, the Congress of The United States of America is in charge of the country, and the Democrats are in charge of Congress, therefore as a Democratic senator it is my place to tell those lower ranking generals how to run the war.
MR. RUSSERT: Are you trying to wrest control of the war from the President, in effect, along with the Republicans?
SEN. WEBB: No, I don’t think any of the Republicans truly want to see our troops redeployed to other parts of the world. Some of them talk tough but in the end they support the imperialist war in Iraq. I have also introduced a proposed constitutional amendment that would outlaw private property and transform the U.S. into a utopian socialist state.
MR. RUSSERT: I’m going to get to your amendment in just a second.
But I want to ask Senator Graham, Senator Lugar, Senator Warner have stepped forward and said we should have another vote, in effect, another reauthorization of this war. And secondly, as early as January of ‘08, perhaps have a redeployment of troops in Iraq. Do you support Senator Lugar and Senator Warner?
SEN. GRAHAM: No. I respect them very much, and I believe their idea is for the president to come up with a plan B. They said, “The surge is not working. In October, tell us about how you would redeploy troops with a different mission.” You know, control al-Qaeda. They say nothing about the Iranian influence. It basically takes us back to the old strategy. And the one thing I’ve done on this program and others is declare the old strategy of fighting behind walls and training as being ineffective. The new strategy of getting more combat power where al-Qaeda and others reside, I think has been enormously successful. But as to whether it’s a war or an occupation, in my view this is very much part of a global struggle. Al-Qaeda has come to Iraq. Bin Laden has said this is the equivalent to the third world war. Baghdad’s going to be the center of the caliphy—caliphate. We have just passed unanimously, in a resolution, saying that we’re in a proxy war with Iran. So what’s going on in Iraq is not about us wanting to own Iraq; it’s about us supporting a form of moderation not known to the Mideast. Why does al-Qaeda come? They come to destroy this infant democracy. That’s, that’s part of their agenda is to fight moderation where it exists. Why does Iran kill Americans? Why are they trying to drive us out? Because their biggest nightmare is a functioning democracy on their border. So this is very much a gigantic struggle between moderation and extremists. And those who want to withdraw or have operational control reside in the Senate, I think you’re making a mistake for the ages.
MR. RUSSERT: Let me turn specifically to Senator Webb’s proposal, and this is how it’s described. “The [Webb] proposal said any armed services member deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan would have the same amount of time at home that they serve overseas before being redeployed. It also required that no troops, including those in reserve and National Guard units, could be redeployed to Iraq or Afghanistan within three years of their previous deployment.” An attempt to reduce the strain, obviously, on military families.
When Congressman Murtha of Pennsylvania introduced similar legislation in the House, it was described as a slow bleed, an attempt, in effect, to micromanage the war and bring the war to an end by limiting the number of troops that were available. Was that your intent?
SEN. WEBB: Yes, I believe that the US Armed Forces is composed of nothing but a bunch of far right wing homophobic, fundamentalist Christian, shit heads, who want to impose democracy in a country that had been happier under the benevolent rule of Saddam Hussein. There is not a single soldier who deserves to live.
MR. RUSSERT: Senator Graham, you said this about Congress—Senator Webb’s proposal: “It would have been a nightmare for the ages if Congress had passed the Webb proposal and it became law, because you’d have deployment by polls.” The Army missed its recruiting goals in June. Seventy-two percent of the soldiers in Iraq are members of the U.S. Army. Is the Army being broken by this war, and why not give these Army members and their families a year off after being deployed for a year?
SEN. GRAHAM: Worst thing I think we could do in this war or any other war is start micromanaging deployment of forces by the Congress. The operational control of the war residing in the Senate or the House would be a nightmare. Politicians are worried about the next election. Commanders need troops based on what happens on the ground. So I think any idea that basically allows senators and congressman to start commanding troops should, should fail and will fail.
As far as the stress of the military, it has been an enormously difficult war. And I was in Baghdad on July the Fourth of this year. We had the highest re-enlistment—the largest re-enlistment ceremony in a wartime environment known to our country. The one thing I can tell you about our troops, they are doing things we’ve never done before, because there’s more of them. The surge is producing results. The biggest result from these brave men and women’s new effort is that the Sunnis who’ve tasted al-Qaeda’s life in the Sunni part of Iraq, Anbar province—when he was running for the Senate, it was declared lost. Well, it has, it has been recaptured. And the people living in Anbar have chosen to align themselves with us, because al-Qaeda overplayed their hand. The military is not the problem. The military will do what they’re capable of doing only if we stand behind them. The problem is trying to politicize this war, have decisions made in Congress that affect military operations. I will not vote for anything until generous—General Petraeus passes on it. No senator, no congressman—no matter how much I respect you—you’re not going to be able, in my opinion, to give the advice that General Petraeus can give, and I’m going to wait till he comes back and listen to his advice and not some politician.

Barack Obama For President

Recently I had the oppurtunity to interview future president Barack Hussein Obama. I found to be a deeply intelligent man and he was clearly the most communist and gay out of all other contenders, which is why he is being given The Homosexual Communist League's endorsment for president. Here is a partial post of the transcript of my interview with Barack.

FT:Barack, who is your favorite philosopher.
BO:I would have to say that my favorite philosopher is Karl Marx. He was a man of great genius who spoke at length about sexual and economic liberation of the proletariat.
FT:Interesting most politicians would have said Jesus or possibly Martin Luther King, but not you.
BO:No!Jesus was a fucking homophobe! I mean he is surrounded by twelve sexy men and never makes a pass on any of them and Martin Luther King was just a member of his cult. I hope Martin Luther King rots in hell!
FT:If elected president what sort of policies do you intend to implement?
BO:There are five major points to my platform. One, raise taxes. Especially on the rich, corporations, and churches. Two, eliminate biased media. I intend to nationalize all of the nations radio stations, television stations, print, and electronic media so that they are no longer controlled by right wing conservatives. Three the current adminastration has been disobeying the UN Constitution. As President I will work towards progressing the United States into a one world government under the UN. Fourth homosexuals, minorities, and women are under represented in congress. I would pass a law so that at least half of congress has to be homosexuals, at least half ethnic minorities, and at least half women. Finally I will prosecute the entire Bush administration from the President down to his grass roots supporters. They are responsible for bringing this country to the brink of destruction and must pay dearly for it.
FT:Wow! What a great plan. Did I hear you correctly. You are into dudes.
BO:Yes. Especially big bears like you. Now get undressed.
(Barack and I both take off our clothes)
FT:Wow, I guess it's true what they say about niggers. Your dick must be at least eight inches long.
BO:Nine inches but who's counting. Can suck your tits? How big are they?
(Barack begins suckling my man tits)
FT:DD. Your good. I can tell you've done this before.
BO:Hey, I was raised muslim. Bet no Republican would do this for you.
FT:Why don't you come back to my place and sodomize me.
BO:I'd like that.
End Interview.

An Innocent Man Convicted

Attention all homosexuals and communists! It has just come to my attention that an Asian American, Terapon Dang Adhahn has been arrested for allegedly kidnapping, raping, and murdering a twelve year old girl. This is a gross injustice. First of all everyone knows that the Seattle cops are the biggest group of Fascist pigs on the face of the earth. Given the facts that Zina Linnik, the girl whose body was found is known to have been a slut and suffered from clinical depression, it seems much more likely that she and Terapon had consentual sex before she committed suicide. Sex between a man and a boy and/or girl is a constitutional right and Zina eased her pain by choosing to take her own life.
Isn't it funny that "pedophiles" always seem to be arrested when a Republican is in the White House. Next they'll be arresting gays and interracial couples. George W. Bush is a fucking retard nazi. If Bill Clinton were still in the office Terapon would be walking free.
I am including a link to an article in the Seattle Times for all of you.
Don't forget to tell your friends and write Congress demanding Terapon be set free.

Sincerely,
The Fellow Traveler

Hot-4-Hill

Check out this awesome music video from the Homosexual Communist League's one and only Taryn Southern. Great job Taryn you exemplify what it means to be a homosexual and a communist. We bet you'll be the next Britney Spears or Madonna.

Run Cindy Run

I was completely thrilled to hear that Cindy Sheehan is going to run against my districts congresswoman, Nancy Pelosi. There is no fucking reason why that whore Pelosi hasn't filed for impeachment against George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. That bitch pretends like she is a liberal, person of the people but in actuality she is just as much a hard core fascist as W. Here is a list of reasons why we need to vote Pelosi out of office.
1. She won't impeach Bush.
2. She is rich-- in fact she is worth over a hundred million dollars.
3. She is catholic. Nothing good has ever come from that group.
4. She is fucking hetero and a prude.
5. She is the biggest supporter of the failed war in Iraq in congress.
Cindy Sheehan on the other hand.
1. Will have Bush impeached.
2. Is a member of the proletariat.
3. Isn't insane-- she knows there is no God.
4. Is very bisexual and promiscuous . Well we can imagine ;).
5. Will end America's imperialism and bring our troops home.

Welcome to the Homosexual Communist League

If you have found this blog, congratulations! I am the Fellow Traveller, the chairman of the Homosexual Communist League. This blog is the premier forum for fighting the evils capitalism and sharing steamy gay sex stories, and it is long overdue since the powers that be have been slowly taking away homosexual and communist rights. All are welcome to join the league you do not have to be a homosexual, we also accept bisexuals, trannies, zoophiles, pedophiles, cannibals, or any other type of pervert ;) .


Sincerely,

The Fellow Traveler